A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

Texas Rangers by los huevos May 20, 2014

texas Rangers

baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.

Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.

texas Rangers by Jamie-Alana December 25, 2005

Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

Texas rangers by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

Walker Texas Ranger

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.

My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.

Walker Texas Ranger by Livi February 23, 2005

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

Stalker Texas Ranger by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

Walker the Texas Ranger by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026