THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010
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A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.
Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!
by los huevos May 20, 2014
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baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.
Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.
by Jamie-Alana December 24, 2005
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A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.
My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.
by Livi February 24, 2005
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Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.
"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"
by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF January 1, 2013
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A terribly hilarious show. Watch this high, drunk or sober and I guarantee plenty of laughs. Watching Chuck Norris fight computer high-jacking ninjas, roundhouse kicking Asian drug lords and using a jet-pack (you read that right) all make for one hilarious show.

-Dude, lets get high and watch old man chuck norris jump through some windows.
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit
by >Kyle< October 30, 2005
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While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.
by BTNJ May 7, 2006
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