An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant
attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that
description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long
depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little
glasses, short cut hair and totally
expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come
down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."