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a condition contracted when someone rubs their pussy onto a rusty metallic object

Me: my girl got tetanussy yesterday
Bro: that's great to hear

tetanussy by niggerger May 20, 2025

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tetanus

is another for cool or rad

Yo' this shit is mad tetanus

tetanus by Chris Sawyer January 27, 2006

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tetanussy • titanussy • Tetanus Shot • tetanus • Tetanus fart • titapussyrex • Incomplete Tetanus • vaginal tetanus • tetunus shot • I don’t eat pussy

Tetanus fart

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.

My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart

Tetanus fart by Brididdle May 31, 2018

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Tetanus Shot

If you get a prostate exam, and your doctor tries to give you the reach around.

I had to get a new doctor, he tried to give me a tetanus shot but I wasn't having it.

Tetanus Shot by grambler February 3, 2010

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Incomplete Tetanus

An increasing amount of electrical shocks to the muscle causes the muscle to contract in such a way that before it can fully relax it is electrically stimulated again. This causes summation effect where contractions get stronger and stronger the more the muscle fiber is shocked.

For example, in a lab the muscle fiber was shocked 15 times per second which caused the fiber to be in a state of incomplete tetanus.

Incomplete Tetanus by 5m0k3 October 1, 2009

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vaginal tetanus

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

vaginal tetanus by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011

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Tetanus

A disease pretending to be a video game (In this case, Tetris).

I love to play Tetanus!

Tetanus by bat_hero May 1, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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