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teshwan by Emily gather April 11, 2021
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techwank
A term used in website development to describe constantly searching for and implementing literally any new and interesting sounding library of code (usually javascript) they can find on the internet because it's "cool".
It generally solves a non-problem that previously took 5 minutes to do by hand by doing it in 3 minutes, at the cost of alienating anyone unfamiliar it and taking several weeks to implement and an inordinate amount of time to maintain.
Young cool hip tech companies with names like Wankr love both writing and consuming these code libraries, which are often incomplete, buggy, poorly maintained, or constantly in need of upgrading as new versions come out.
It generally solves a non-problem that previously took 5 minutes to do by hand by doing it in 3 minutes, at the cost of alienating anyone unfamiliar it and taking several weeks to implement and an inordinate amount of time to maintain.
Young cool hip tech companies with names like Wankr love both writing and consuming these code libraries, which are often incomplete, buggy, poorly maintained, or constantly in need of upgrading as new versions come out.
Dude check out this code library, it lets you show images on a website using 6 less keypresses!
Oh shit it's written by just one guy, we should completely spend the next 2 months rewriting all our systems to use this.
*both developers fondle each other vigorously*
Project manager: Keep it in your pants, I'm sick of all this pointless techwank
Oh shit it's written by just one guy, we should completely spend the next 2 months rewriting all our systems to use this.
*both developers fondle each other vigorously*
Project manager: Keep it in your pants, I'm sick of all this pointless techwank
Teshawn
The prince of serpants and guardian of the mountains. There was a man long ago who fell in love with the sky. He climbed the tallest mountain to reach her, they fell in love and told stories to each other until one day he yearned for a kiss from the sky. However he could not reach her and keot trying. He tried so hard one day that his body stretched and changed into a very large serpant. He reached up and placed a kiss upon his veloved sky's lips. He than found that he could not turn back and became King Of Serpants, and Guardian Of The Mountains.
Teshawn by Pandor Defines August 30, 2016
teshana
Example 1.
Girl: I want a unicorn
Mom: Ofc hunny. You’re my lil Teshana
Example 2.
Slut: I want that guy
Friend: He’s married though
Slut: *Approaches man* Hi
Married man: Yes I’ll marry you
Girl: I want a unicorn
Mom: Ofc hunny. You’re my lil Teshana
Example 2.
Slut: I want that guy
Friend: He’s married though
Slut: *Approaches man* Hi
Married man: Yes I’ll marry you
teshana by Baddestbitchalive #xD November 22, 2021