terminate velocity 

n. applies to new or recent hires that don't seem to understand the job for which they were hired.

That new girl in Logistics hit terminate velocity last Thursday when she sorted one column of a 50,000-cell spreadsheet and saved it to the shared drive.

terminate velocity by TissPee September 8, 2010

terminal velocity 

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.

Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

terminal velocity by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 May 2, 2017

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack 

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack by yrgh October 19, 2024

terminal wine velocity

After having a few glasses of wine and reaching a buzz, this is the effect of gravity versus mind not allowing you to feel any more buzz. The wine begins to taste like juice and you feel no more effects regardless of continued consumption.

hayley: My cheeks felt rosy after those first 2 glasses of wine, but I no longer feel any increasing effects now that I am onto my third.

justin: that is because you have reached your terminal wine velocity.

terminal wine velocity by hayley s. November 2, 2010

terminal vexocity 

The maximum point at which a person cannot take any more frustration.

This project is rapidly making me reach terminal vexocity.

terminal vexocity by publius1 September 24, 2011