temple of notch

The Temple of Notch is what some would call, a holy sight, but to those few who know it’s true purpose, it is the holiest of hollies. Crafted and built with utmost care and dedication, The Temple of Notch has become the destination for weary, oppressed, and dedicated pilgrims, searching and seeking thoroughly for peace of mind, wisdom, knowledge of their surroundings, the inner cosmos, and the universe itself, power over their mind and body, mastery of the soul, balance between oneself and and the multiverse, the cave update, how to summon herobrine, the secrets to unlocking the pure potential of nature, happy little clouds, the 10/10 toothpaste, the 2 inch brush and the oil paint across the screen we’ll be using for today, dad, and all the unsaved worlds from Minecraft lite. Tread carefully on the path of life you choose to take, lost and wandering gamer, for it shall be riddled with thots, normies, and fedora boys, and remember, don’t ever waste diamonds on a hoe.

CHAD#69: Hey, fellow chad, shall you and you companions be making the pilgrimage to, The Temple of Notch?

WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!

temple of notch by Wandering Chad:-1 January 15, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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