Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye

Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*

Telok Kurau Primary School by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021

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telok kurau is now filled with minahs and xiaomeimei.cb got one minah 12 year old go date someone who look like 18 who goes fishing.chicken you think senior never go check check how our school is like now ah.then got p6 go take out shirt and show bra like got something to see.bro your tetek hor very de flat macam pancake you know.u dont show nehneh pok and think we dunno hor.anyways stan classes of 2020 and the past years after that cause we seniors all valid❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️class of 2021 a bit siao hor.dont hate on our school thanks😁🙏

student of tkps:ya i go telok kurau primary school
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲

telok kurau primary school by @yourmadersmellycb September 15, 2021

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Telok Kurau Primary School

ok off the bat, we all looked like fucking smurfs in the head-to-toe bright blue uniform. like who the fuck tot it was a great idea to design a school uniform like this💀. i do rlly hope the uniform will change when eunos pri and tkps merge in 2022😀👍🏻 oso right, there only be 2 “good” classes per level but smh, most of them all go na nt 💀 like they not even gud sia except for the english teacher in 6 respect👍🏻👍🏻 oso right, the school dam small one and almost everyone had r/s. and funny how ppl don’t even know abt the school when it was Lee Kuan Yew’s primary school 💀💀 and ppl do be mistaking tkps for tanjong katong primary school

person 1: what school u from?
person 2: telok kurau primary school

person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH

Telok Kurau Primary School by we are temasekians September 22, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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