Teloka 

A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.

Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.

"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"

"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"

Teloka by Katiecorn April 21, 2008

Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye

Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*

Telok Kurau Primary School by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021

Telopathicography 

TelopathicographyTelopathicography: Similar to Perpen's borther, the nuance's in the topography of Japan does not corelate correctly with the suns division of coconut water. Even Joe Biden was informal enough to delegate matters to the construction of constitution of the geography telemetry of mars. Coincidently, Africa has a high condensation rate of snow maternally falling through the amazon rain forest. Its proven that the integral of (x^2 * y^2 * z^2 + 2)/2d proves that the Canada has enough sinusoidal oil to be blooming Fried Rice externally in NASA's space shuttle orbiter. Theorictallly speaking if you take a Formula 1 Car's v12 engine, you can rewrite the constitution law form of Telsa Moters Industry to mass produce protractors for the economics department in Massachusetts University .

The summation of Perpen brothers proves telopathicography is a 2 Sum Theorem to prove grass growth in Antarctica.

Telopathicography by Flash News November 15, 2021

Telkamp 

To suck one’s own dick.

I walked into my room to see my Roomate giving himself a Telkamp

Telkamp by Joemama0441 October 25, 2023

Telekapenis 

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

Telekapenis by Pigstand July 24, 2018

telok kurau primary school

telok kurau is now filled with minahs and xiaomeimei.cb got one minah 12 year old go date someone who look like 18 who goes fishing.chicken you think senior never go check check how our school is like now ah.then got p6 go take out shirt and show bra like got something to see.bro your tetek hor very de flat macam pancake you know.u dont show nehneh pok and think we dunno hor.anyways stan classes of 2020 and the past years after that cause we seniors all valid❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️class of 2021 a bit siao hor.dont hate on our school thanks😁🙏

student of tkps:ya i go telok kurau primary school
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲

telok kurau primary school by @yourmadersmellycb September 15, 2021

Telocal 

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

Telocal by SugarAsh November 29, 2021