televisaphonerneting 

watching tv, using the phone, and surfing the net at the same time

He can't hear you, he's buisy televisaphonerneting

televisaphonerneting by J Dolla August 20, 2007

Telavisaphonernetting 

The act of Watching Television, Talking on the Phone, and Surfing the Internet all at once.

I was Talking to Elle on the Phone While I chatted With Emmett on myspace and Watched legally Blonde on The T.V.

A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting

Telavisaphonernetting by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007

Televisiphonernetting 

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

Televisiphonernetting by bag o douche August 24, 2007

Televisiphonernetting 

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

Televisiphonernetting by Koz [KeroSCENE] October 5, 2007

televisiphonernetting 

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

televisiphonernetting by your-MFbff-jill September 8, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020