Teletubbied

verb (used with or without an object)
a. Acting or looking like an infant
b. After passing out from intoxication, friends shave your head, dress you in an adult diaper and stick a soother in your mouth for photos.
c. Friends cut your face out of an image and stick it into the sun over an horizon.

Mike, you were teletubbied after you passed out. Love that picture of you in a diaper.
We were teletubbing on the dance floor, until a girl said, "you're a bunch of stupid infants".
Mike, Jay teletubbied your face onto a picture of a sunrise and tagged you it on facebook.

Teletubbied by GoldenLakeCanadian October 9, 2009

teletubbied

The state of being drunk and weirdly euphoric, like you just wandered out of a fever dream where sun babies make sense and everything's made of felt. Often includes giggling, stumbling, hugging random people, and possibly talking to inanimate objects. Bonus points if you fall down and bounce back up like a children’s show character.

"She had two margaritas and a Jell-O shot and suddenly she’s teletubbied, telling the toaster it’s her best friend."

teletubbied by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Teletubbie 

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas

Praas is such a teletubbie

Teletubbie by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

a homeless teletubbie

Dream

Dream is a homeless teletubbie

a homeless teletubbie by Randomguywastaken October 21, 2021

teletubbies 

Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.

"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play!"

teletubbies by Chang Tan September 1, 2004

teletubbies 

Four uh... things that live in Teletubbyland, a beautiful astro-turf consisting of green trees, gossipy flowers, and large, brown rabbits. The four teletubbies' names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. They all live in futuristic domehouse with a vacuum cleaner named Noo-Noo, and all of the tubby custard and tubby toast they could ever want.

Tinky-Winky: Tinky-Winky is a male teletubby and is purple in color. He is the largest of all of them. He has an upside-down triangle antenna on his head and carries around a cute little red clutch purse. Tinky-Winky may or may not be homosexual. His song goes 'Tinkle Winkle, Tinky-Winky, Woo woo woo woo woo...'

Dipsy: Dipsy is a male teletubby and is lime green in color. He is second largest of them all. His antenna is straight (like a dipstick... get it?) and he normally wears a rad cow-spotted top hat. He hates cute shit. His song goes 'bum tre bum bum tre bum'

Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa is a female teletubby and is yellow in color. She is second smallest of them all. Her antenna is curly and plays with an orange ball she has absolutely no control over. She is a total girly-girl and a total chatter box. She is always giggling and never sad. Her song goes 'la la la la la la la la'

Po: Po is a female teletubby and is red in color. She is smallest of them all. Her antenna is a circle and likes taking ride on a scooter. Po is shy and may or may not be a communist. Her song goes 'po po po po po po po'

Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo is a genderless vacuum cleaner with a mind of its own. Noo-Noo is normally found in the tubby's house cleaning up after them.

The Sun: The sun is just that... a sun. The only catch? The sun has a baby's face! The baby sun likes to look down on the teletubbies and laugh at them.

Teletubbies are the most fucked up Children's show TV characters ever.

teletubbies by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

teletubbies 

4 reasons why i should own a gun

tinkle winkle,dipshit,taa taa,ho

teletubbies by one ring to f*ck them all March 19, 2004