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A person that joins as many Telegram Groups as possible just to brag about it.
Yo Leo is such a Telehoe.
telehoe by LeoPp September 21, 2017
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A person that joins as many groups on Telegram (instant messaging app) just to brag about it.
Yo, he is such a telehoe smh.
Telehoe by marco_is_em September 24, 2017
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telehost 

a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.
"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"

Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.
telehost by Saccharinist December 14, 2008

telhoepathizing 

you telhoepathize when you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time without context , causing you to believe you are the same person. telhoepathy is the art of unprompted communication.
omg I am telhoepathizing with Jenna today , wanna see our chats ?
A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.
Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!
Teleholic by Spoken Word April 12, 2014

telehorncob 

a telephone, although usually in reference to a cell phone, particularly older, larger models.
I was on the telehorncob till 6am last night, jive talking with this bebe.
telehorncob by jatin das gupta April 6, 2008
a REALLY good friend; refferring to one as their numero uno homie yo
Homie, friend, amigo, buddy, dawg, pal
"Yo, man you ma teehoe!"

"Whats up teehoe?"
Teehoe by Fi-Fi, M-Sweezy, A-Dubb January 30, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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