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Telehoe
Telehoe by marco_is_em September 24, 2017
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telehost
a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.
"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"
Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.
Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.
telehost by Saccharinist December 14, 2008
telhoepathizing
you telhoepathize when you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time without context , causing you to believe you are the same person. telhoepathy is the art of unprompted communication.
telhoepathizing by hyunchan supremacy November 24, 2020
Teleholic
Teleholic by Spoken Word April 12, 2014
telehorncob
telehorncob by jatin das gupta April 6, 2008
Teehoe
Teehoe by Fi-Fi, M-Sweezy, A-Dubb January 30, 2010
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