telecumference 

The act of masturbating while working remotely (particularly during quarantine). This may involve watching porn in lieu of logging into a Zoom meeting.

Dude, my wife walked into my home office and caught me with my pants around my ankles in a telecumference.

telecumference by anonymous October 15, 2020

teleconference 

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

teleconference by michael February 23, 2005