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teh pwnz 

To be, or think you are, the best person usually on such common online games such as Halo 3, Call Of Duty 4, and other online shooters. Teh Pwnz (the pwn) is spelled wrong on purpose, such as 1337, and is most used for bragging.
Spectator: Whoa, dude, that was a good kill!
Player: I know, since i am teh pwnz i do that all the time!
teh pwnz by Evil Sandmonkey October 4, 2008
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I R TEH PWnZ0R 

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)
1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?
I R TEH PWnZ0R by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010
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teh pwnz0r

Someone who is 1337 (leet)
"Jayden is so teh pwnz0r"
"Max is so teh noob"
teh pwnz0r by Vornven March 6, 2009

Tehpwnzor 

1 An amplified version of pwn. Note can be the prefix and suffix can be applied to other terms; (tehn00bzor, tehhaxzor ECT.)
Call of Duty 4 is the most tehpwnzor fps to date!
Tehpwnzor by Clancy Pozowski January 12, 2009

tehpwnzorz 

1. Initiating teh leet pwnzorz onto another person

2. Having teh pwnzorz in you.
"You are tehpwnzorz"

"He was killed by his tehpwnzorz"
tehpwnzorz by Jimmyneedles November 5, 2008
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