teh pwnz

To be, or think you are, the best person usually on such common online games such as Halo 3, Call Of Duty 4, and other online shooters. Teh Pwnz (the pwn) is spelled wrong on purpose, such as 1337, and is most used for bragging.

Spectator: Whoa, dude, that was a good kill!
Player: I know, since i am teh pwnz i do that all the time!

teh pwnz by Evil Sandmonkey October 4, 2008

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I R TEH PWnZ0R

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)

1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?

I R TEH PWnZ0R by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010

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teh pwnz0r

Someone who is 1337 (leet)

"Jayden is so teh pwnz0r"
"Max is so teh noob"

teh pwnz0r by Vornven March 6, 2009

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Tehpwnzor

1 An amplified version of pwn. Note can be the prefix and suffix can be applied to other terms; (tehn00bzor, tehhaxzor ECT.)

Call of Duty 4 is the most tehpwnzor fps to date!

Tehpwnzor by Clancy Pozowski January 12, 2009

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tehpwnzorz

1. Initiating teh leet pwnzorz onto another person

2. Having teh pwnzorz in you.

"You are tehpwnzorz"

"He was killed by his tehpwnzorz"

tehpwnzorz by Jimmyneedles November 5, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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