Sexually disillusioned male approaching middle age. tegrof's generally have unrealistic beliefs about their sexual performance, imagining they are "God's gift to women".
Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: Sigh... I was left empty and unsatisfied even though he ranted about his sexual abilities. That guy was a real tegrof.
The quasi-PC purported correct name of Tigger, the character from Winnie the Pooh.
Eeyore defended his use of terminology: "it is NOT archaic and definitely not cause for concern amongst educated people . . . Winnie and I both contribute to the United Tegro College Fund, so there . . ."
noun- a tegro is a white male that belongs to the gang " tegros or tejeros" they smoke Marlboro Red 100's and only the best bud around. Whenever they fight they attack in a pack and use weapons such as bone saws, monkey wrenches, cheese graters and other deadly objects.
holy fuck look at that guy. he has a wrench in his back pocket and a pack of reds in his shirt pocket. that kid is a sure tegro.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.