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Sexually disillusioned male approaching middle age. tegrof's generally have unrealistic beliefs about their sexual performance, imagining they are "God's gift to women".
Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: Sigh... I was left empty and unsatisfied even though he ranted about his sexual abilities. That guy was a real tegrof.
tegrof by tegrof March 3, 2005
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A name for a man regarded as a sexy beast.

Only one tegrof on the planet and he's in Canada, so please be sure before you call someone this.
tegrof by tegrof January 4, 2005
The quasi-PC purported correct name of Tigger, the character from Winnie the Pooh.
Eeyore defended his use of terminology: "it is NOT archaic and definitely not cause for concern amongst educated people . . . Winnie and I both contribute to the United Tegro College Fund, so there . . ."
Tegro by Anal Canoe & Tyler Too January 19, 2013
Pronounced tea-grow

1. a black person who drinks tea
2. the pg tips monkey
Devonte is such a tegro, that nigngogger is always drinking red bush tea
Tegro by cavelious james June 1, 2022
noun- a tegro is a white male that belongs to the gang " tegros or tejeros" they smoke Marlboro Red 100's and only the best bud around. Whenever they fight they attack in a pack and use weapons such as bone saws, monkey wrenches, cheese graters and other deadly objects.
holy fuck look at that guy. he has a wrench in his back pocket and a pack of reds in his shirt pocket. that kid is a sure tegro.
tegro by young tegro December 12, 2011

TearofGrace 

A man in his mid to late 20's who can't grow hair and plays The Binding of Isaac more than anything else.
Who the hell is "TearofGrace?"
TearofGrace by XxBlue70xX September 22, 2018

Tetrofill 

Man, Greg has such a high score in Tetris... he really knows how to tetrofill
Tetrofill by Fruiktheduke March 15, 2016
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