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teekay
teehanball
We played teehanball last 19 years and never lost a game
Teehanballs the best football
That’s the game of teehanball
Teehanballs the best football
That’s the game of teehanball
teehanball by Zafmiester July 2, 2019
Teejayx6
A rapper from Detroit, Michigan, specializing in rapping about scamming people and other illegal activities. His most well known songs are "Dark Web", "Website Scam" and "Blackmail", all of which have over 1 million views on YouTube. Also known for the "Dynamic Duo" series alongside his best friend (and rumored cousin), Kasher Quon.
His flow is unorthodox to say the least, rapping off-beat and often on songs such as "Swipe Story" or "Swipe Lesson" doesn't even rhyme.
Once got out of a concert by faking his own arrest, complete with rent-a-cops. Also notorious for having out of pocket bars about his scamming lifestyle, including scamming his own grandmother and robbing and otherwise bullying his little cousin.
His flow is unorthodox to say the least, rapping off-beat and often on songs such as "Swipe Story" or "Swipe Lesson" doesn't even rhyme.
Once got out of a concert by faking his own arrest, complete with rent-a-cops. Also notorious for having out of pocket bars about his scamming lifestyle, including scamming his own grandmother and robbing and otherwise bullying his little cousin.
Teejay
Name of a guy who makes girls want to fuck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just orgasmed at the sight of him). So good at basketball he makes Michael Jordan cry like a bitch and then lick his tears off the court so Teejay's opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.
(Teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)
Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."
(girl comes out of room in front of him)
Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."
Teejay by Mad Sheets December 7, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.