tee ball 

n. Extending the baseball dating analogy, an individual or scenario where advancing to the next base is notably easier than normal.

v. To take advantage of the aforementioned lack of difficulty advancing to next the next base.

1. "How was the party last night?"
"Killer. Met a girl who was a total tee ball."

2. "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's find a party and go tee balling."

tee ball by that1guyjt August 22, 2011

Tee-ball Tommy 

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

Tee-ball Tommy by Punanii August 14, 2009

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

tee-ball comedian by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

tee balling

When you take your erection in your hands like a baseball bat and swing it at a girl's face and hit her head like hitting a tee ball.

I had my girl line up for a good tee balling.

tee balling by Donjavaman March 6, 2012

teeball 

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

Sex Teeball 

A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.

Those girls so wanted it and were so into us, it was like sex teeball in there.

Sex Teeball by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010

teeball 

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

teeball by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010