ted mosbey
Saying I love you to a person you are not formally dating, or have recently started dating, as seen on how I met your mother the television show
ted mosbey by Deareedoubleyou December 18, 2014
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Ted Mosby-ed
When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."
Ted Mosby-ed by Dexvd February 29, 2012
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Ted Mosby
- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
The Ted Mosby
a play on girls in which you
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
The Ted Mosby by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013
Ted Mosby
1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.
2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.
3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.
3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
Ted Mosby
the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.
you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.
you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)
you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)
Ted Mosby by I’m so bored February 10, 2021
ted mosby
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