techlexia 

An astounding ability to misinterpret technical tasks and manuals.

No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.

techlexia by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Techsexual 

A personal can be sexually aroused by technology.

The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.

Techsexual by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009

Technesia 

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.

Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.

Technesia by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013

Textlexia 

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

Textlexia by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

Textlexia 

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

Textlexia by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

textlexia 

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

textlexia by sparksneon January 7, 2007

Techsexual 

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.

Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE

Techsexual by peep's bitch February 10, 2020