teacha 

Teach her

Teacha a Lesson Stephen tell her what she did wrong

teacha by Nadine December 13, 2003

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

tachanka 

the lord

bow before tachanka

tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka 

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Tachanka 

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

Tachanka by Lheggy May 14, 2018

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

terachad 

A handsome, rich, and confident guy who is 1000 times more alpha than a gigachad.

Jason Momoa is tall and handsome, a super rich actor, and internationally famous. He is a true Terachad, unlike some other celebrities who are mere gigachads.

terachad by Chadlite April 7, 2019