teabagitis 

a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."

Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.

teabagitis by 1 beat off June 2, 2010

Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!

The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.

Teabaggistan by RustyCannon June 6, 2010

Teabagius 

Teabagius is a Sixth Generation Roman General responsible for creating the act of "tea-bagging"

Do you know who came up with Teabagging? Yes I do...it was Teabagius!

Teabagius by shamino_the_great October 13, 2020

teabagation 

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position

Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary

teabagation by Gian Carlo June 27, 2007