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Tea Hound 

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.
Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!
Tea Hound by jynbug September 21, 2018
a term used to say somebody is mad raged with anger
OH TIM YOU TEA HOT? LMAO TIM TEA HOT! 38! TIM 38 TEA HOT
tea hot by fyekid45 October 8, 2017
A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!
tea hoe by nongfu September 15, 2010

Tea Hole 

Those damn Tea Holes are ruining our Country!
Tea Hole by The Tea Hole August 22, 2011

Tea towel holder 

Small rubber item which can be found in kitchens throughout the UK. Mounted on the side of kitchen cabinet or wall. The front part of the rubber holder is crossed so that one can poke the corner of a tea towl into it and thereby leaving it dangling in order to dry. Also used to describe the arse hole or a stare from the big cheeked cyclops.
Pumping her vigorously from behind, I took a moment's rest to gather my thoughts and observe her tea towel holder giving me the brown eyed wink.

Blue Tea/Blue Honey 

Blue Tea (1) or Blue Honey (2) is a Psilocybin Cubenis (Dried) Mixture/ concoction/ 'Extract' in Which the ground Mushroom(s) are mixed with Citrus, Hot water, Tea of your choice, in a psychoactive slurry for a short but large burst of a psychedelic experience (1). Or your ground 'cubes' in your choosing of Honey to be stored for prolonged shelf life, And to be used in your choice of tea, coffee, ect (2).
X - Hey mate, I got an eight of some cubes wanna make some Blue Tea/Blue Honey?

Z - Yeah I'm down for a cup, Damn ready for a good trip
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Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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