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tay k diss track 

F-F-Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a dick

I be fucking eyeballs when I fuck my bitch
Beat it up where she nut on my lips
My dick is so big holy shit

Shut up bitch now slob on my knob
Shoot my nut then I got to go mob

E-e-eatin ass cause it tastes really good
Use a spoon cause you really know I should
When I suck yeah its all on your toes
Let me put my dick on your ankles

Oh that’s your ear no that’s a hole
Imma eat shit straight from the bowl

Hello female, what is your name?
Cool, get on your knees and give me brain

F-f-fuck a beat I was tryna suck a fart
But I ain’t sucked that fart bitch I fucked a shark
Crush a xan' where’d it go up my ass
My dick itchy like I rolled it in grass
Pack a dip then I spit on her thigh
I can’t see with this nut in my eye
Ate a bug then I threw up on your bitch
I want that bug back b-b-bitch

Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt
P-p-pipe so deep feel it all in my gut
Go to school just to eat a pencil
Push my teacher right off her damn stool

Dropped out cause I ain’t no nerd
Doing meth with my whole damn herd
Moo moo yes we are some cows (moo)
Get out the way utters go pow pow pow
Out in Texas you know what that do
Kiss my cousin cause he is so cool

Shit on his dick cause we roll that way

Y’all sleep cause we on a new wave
Tay K diss track is FIRE 🔥
tay k diss track by jarjarbinks227 September 14, 2020
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