taupe
taupe by theOxfordComa July 9, 2016
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Taupe
A wealthy beige person who wears taupe, has taupe furniture, and likes to sit at their granite countertop scrolling their tablet and commenting on their neighbors in an online forum.
The taupe woman complained about her neighbor’s cat because it chased away the birds from her bird feeder from Restoration Hardware while her husband was away on business. Also the cat hadn’t been groomed.
Taupe by Sofi Society January 24, 2021
Taupe Star
A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.
Taupe Star by T Wade October 20, 2005
taupe village
The blandest of the bland-looking modern subdivisions. There are no trees, and every house looks nearly identical, painted in some varying shade of beige or brown.
taupe village by Natalee1972 July 12, 2011
taupe-a-dope
taupe-a-dope by CG February 21, 2004
Duck taupe
pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Duck taupe by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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