taupe 

Something that is cool. Interchangeable with dope.

Yo, Green Day's Dookie album was taupe!

taupe by theOxfordComa July 9, 2016

taupe 

Something you put in your coffee or tea.

Shiet nigga, this drank needs some more taupe!

taupe by joshmah June 24, 2012

Taupe 

A wealthy beige person who wears taupe, has taupe furniture, and likes to sit at their granite countertop scrolling their tablet and commenting on their neighbors in an online forum.

The taupe woman complained about her neighbor’s cat because it chased away the birds from her bird feeder from Restoration Hardware while her husband was away on business. Also the cat hadn’t been groomed.

Taupe by Sofi Society January 24, 2021

Taupe Star 

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.

Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.

Taupe Star by T Wade October 20, 2005

taupe village 

The blandest of the bland-looking modern subdivisions. There are no trees, and every house looks nearly identical, painted in some varying shade of beige or brown.

Mr. Pine wanted to paint his house purple, but he couldn't - he lives in a taupe village!

taupe village by Natalee1972 July 12, 2011

taupe-a-dope 

A Latino fellow who is dumb.

Look at that taupe-a-dope in the lowrider escort.

taupe-a-dope by CG February 21, 2004

Duck taupe 

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.

Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.

Duck taupe by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010