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taumaia by Nortontheblackballsack September 20, 2023
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
A hill in New Zealand. The height of the hill is 305 meters (1,001 ft). The hill is notable primarily for its unusually long name, which is of Maori origin; it is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.
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Person 2 What?
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
The Maori name of a hill in New Zeland, it translates as "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as a land-eater, played the flute to his loved one."
If you can pronounce Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, you have too much time on your hands.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu by brendan May 20, 2004
Tamaia
Tamaia is a giving and Generous person and she’s nice and attractive and likes dogs and monkeys and makes people feel better and is gorgeous people would call her maia for short
Tamaia by I have a Bebe gun January 18, 2018
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