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"He was a real dick, but then I ate him, turns out he was actually quite a tastard."
Tastard by randompandemonium July 17, 2009
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Thastard 

Derived from bastard, an aggressive word used in parts of Liverpool as in insult.
I fucking hate Jeremy Clarkson, he's a Thastard.
Thastard by BobbyRinse November 28, 2018

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.
Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009
iTab is such a tabtard.
tabtard by itsnun March 22, 2021
A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)
"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"
Twastard by Dunnie September 29, 2005
A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.
"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"
Tactard by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017