tarzasm

an orgasm so intense, it makes you scream and yell like Tarzan

OMG...you totally gave me a tarzasm

by tarzanista April 27, 2010

TARGASM

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

by Vixenator June 25, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

by Aimee C July 25, 2008

Tarcasm

Sarcasm through texting in the form of a run on sentence in all caps.

An example of Tarcasm: Look at that tramp stamp. So classy......OHSOCLASSY!!!

by sck August 19, 2013