targetto

Like a walmartian, but for target

I saw a group of targettos in my local target

by Thekayway July 23, 2024

Targhetto

A Target department store that is looking run-down, ghetto or otherwise trashy. The parking lot usually features abandoned shopping carts, litter and crappy cars.

Yeah, I need to pick up a few things, but I'd rather wait until I go into the city. I don't want to deal with Targhetto today. Let's drive into Delafield tomorrow. Super Target is much better retail therapy.

by a red-haired girl October 29, 2006

targettgaming

TargettGaming is literally the best youtuber ever... totally not me...

TargettGaming is awesome!

by TargettGaming October 8, 2017

Targetorb

Targetorb: the distinctive orb-shaped waist-high anti-vehicle bollards installed around the entry doors of Target stores --as compared to the plain concrete-filled pipes typical of other stores' bollards. Targetorbs are usually painted red. ("TAHR-geh-TORB")(n)

The Targetorbs outside Target are kinda cute and every time Bily sees a Targetorb, he wants to climb on it and have his picture taken. Perhaps that's their hidden purpose.

by The_Real_Terry September 18, 2020

Targetonin

The Euphoric feeling you get while shopping and making unnecessary purchases at Target.

I have had a rough week, I am going to grab a drink at Starbucks, wander around and get some Targetonin.

by Mano Meile May 19, 2023

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

Targhetto

The derogatory term that refers to the large scale chain store, Target. Usually refers to the store's trashy wares and clientele.

"I saw two trash chicks cat-fighting in Targhetto, dude. So typical."

by Lindsay Bo Bindsay July 25, 2003