a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour
no, he's a milf targetter
so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
Buy a
milf targetter
mug!
the little sniff a cat or dog does to reassure themselves you're OK before they let you pet them.
your cat's a bit nervous, she back away when i went to stroke her
no, she just needs smell your hand
(allows cat to sniff) oh yeah, i forgot she's into snipproval
A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
