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A Bifida is the new way of saying dirty bitch, or it can be used a word enhancer.
Matt:Dude your girlfriend is being a real Bifida right now.

Blake:Yeah she hasn't been the same sence that house fell on her bifida sister.

Poochie: I can't work today.
BDUB: Why?
Poochie: I have Spinal Bifida.
BDUB: WTF?
Poochie: Or one of those Bifidas
bifida by B.Dub May 14, 2008
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anal bifida 

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.
She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!
anal bifida by rod sewert September 2, 2010
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Anal bifida 

A healthy treat.
Also paralized or lack of anal canel.
Also too much anal sex from oversized ramrods resulting in internal heamorrage.
An all round ass pounding.
Charley forced his gigantic RAMROD up by bottom yesterday, Twas great!

Alex missed my sniz and plugd my arse, total anal bifida.
Anal bifida by Alex,Nicole January 18, 2009

anal bifida 

nasty smelly white discharge (not feces) from the anus
my cat anal bifida(ed) all over my bed! It stunk!
anal bifida by peanut24476 August 14, 2008

anal bifida 

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out it makes her butthole pucker out
man i was at this party lastnite and i had sex with this chick so hard i gave her anal bifida
anal bifida by koffin robber August 17, 2010

penile bifida 

to have two penii
"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"
penile bifida by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

Anal bifida 

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in
Hey what's up matt you anal bifida
Anal bifida by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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