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Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.
Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.
Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

heather tarbreath 

this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.
"Heather Tarbreath wants it bad, but i havent been able the get to the price club this week..."
heather tarbreath by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Fucketh tardeth 

Stupid people with style
Julia got Gucci shoes yet is stupid she is a fucketh tardeth
Fucketh tardeth by Cooldude123434 November 29, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026