tard hat

A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.

That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.

tard hat by KristynC April 29, 2006

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

Hat-'tard by dan January 11, 2004

tard hatch 

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

tard hatch by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

tard hatch 

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

tard hatch by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

Tardhat 

Tardhat- acting in a childish or deminished manner. As if his head was replaced by one of a retard.

Amy whats wrong with your son? Gage is such an f'n tardhat.

Tardhat by Lord of Herpes February 27, 2007