taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

Tape Dick

The time when your dick sticks to your balls!

Bro I have some crazy tape dick right now!

by Bitch tits! September 4, 2014

tape dick

another word for lollpop

we bought a bag of tape dicks and sucked them all night

by mike teh gypsy February 24, 2008

Dick Tape

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016

Tape Measure Dick

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

by jodedorez October 20, 2010

dick tape

Tape in which is used on the dick.

My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.

by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 18, 2018