Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive
boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that
boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"
Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
Def.2 : Similarly to
definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve
orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back,
girlfriend."