Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought
back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or
belly (depending on length).
"Dude,
grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."
Def.
2 : Similarly to
definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve
orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."