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tape job 

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.
Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.
tape job by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

Wicked tape job

When a male tucks his penis between his legs towards his anus and tapes his member in place...
Shane has a wicked tape job!

gaffa tape and paper bag job 

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
scary spice

Flying Frindle TapeJob 

The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.
Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?

Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.

Guy 1: What?...

(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026