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Tap the cap 

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.
Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?
Tap the cap by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

tap it and cap it

to have sex with a girl then promptly blow her brains out. (after busting that nut of course).
Frank: You hear about that dead bitch in the papers?

Teddy: oh yeah, jennifer right? she was at that party.

Frank: what can I say man, tap it and cap it.
tap it and cap it by the mongler October 20, 2008

Cap it before you tap it

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

cappin the tap

while using my fapkins, she was cappin the tap.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026