tannon 

huge massive god with a monster cock which is twice the size of any matts out there and the creator of all sex moves

Tannon is my name

tannon by Freshly Baked February 25, 2015

Tannon 

Fucking best ol son with lil dick changes styles in appearance but has your back telling the enemy “ever been hit by a tic tac at 100 miles an hour.”

Tannon’s here where’s the beer

Tannon by Makayla Roach November 24, 2021

paddy tanninger

Paddy Tanninger the Caddy Manager
seen on Family Guy in various episodes.

"hey you dis boys fadda? paddy tanninger the caddy manager, yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

paddy tanninger by whatsittoya? March 16, 2008

Tarnnon 

Two people who are the very best of friends. Some would say that they share the same brain.

In order to get the joke, you have to have a sense of Tarnnon

Tarnnon by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

tanning bed 

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.

Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again

tanning bed by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

Power-tanning 

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.

Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.

Power-tanning by simba_j August 9, 2015

Spicer Tannins 

Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.

Did you read this email from the communications department? Just more top level spicer tannins.

Spicer Tannins by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017