tame the beast

to jack off, masturbate

Craig: Yo dude, my balls hurt so bad, I haven't had a chance to tame the beast in weeks.

Jon: Sucks for you.

by ronigas February 23, 2009

tame the beast

for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control

for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.

My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.

by kanapanapan December 11, 2010