tally-wacker

I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.
by Xyrus November 07, 2003
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Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips
Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!
by Texican May 14, 2004
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by M.Bonano January 17, 2010
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TALLY WACKER

A thing that one uses to wack tallys.
Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."
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Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door
by michaelknapp July 30, 2008
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1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila. 2. Andrew S's dick. 3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital. 2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes. 3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004
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Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION
My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker
by My woman beater July 07, 2017
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