tally-wacker 

Hillarious term for Penis

I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.

tally-wacker by Xyrus November 6, 2003

tally wacker 

Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips

Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!

tally wacker by Texican May 14, 2004

Tally Wacker 

weeny

his tally wacker was huge.

Tally Wacker by M.Bonano January 19, 2010

TALLY WACKER 

A thing that one uses to wack tallys.

Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."

TALLY WACKER by smith of words, aka wordsmith August 14, 2009

tally wacker 

penis duh

Charlie's tally wacker was slammed in a door

tally wacker by michaelknapp August 26, 2008

tally wacker 

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.

1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.

tally wacker by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004

Tally wacker 

Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION

My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker

Tally wacker by My woman beater July 6, 2017