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a PENIS, a penis used to whack

My god look...Gilded Tally Whackers.

tally whacker by Anonymous October 6, 2003

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tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

tally whacker by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

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Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

Tally Whacker by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

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tally whacker

synonyms- long john, peter, drake

antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP

He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny

tally whacker by definitionsforu101 April 29, 2024

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tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

tally-whacker by Ryan May 6, 2004

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Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

Hot dog flavored tally whacker by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

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Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

Titantic Tally Whacker by mikedamitey June 5, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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