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a stunning, quiffed up, rancid rancid little talby. usually very naughty and mischievous. always getting into trouble.
ohh you rancid little talby.
talby by metalbs August 25, 2009
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Tally Hall 

Verb. To do a Tally Hall, you need to create a band that performed at shows, started making songs and albums, grow a loyal fanbase but then suddenly stop just to say that you would make songs again, but leave your fanbase with false hope.
Person: Hey, dude wassu- WOAH where did you go.
Random other person: I saw that too! He just did a Tally Hall and left us!
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Tally Hall 

A band that doesn't exist. It never has and never will. Stop asking questions. If anyone asks, deflect. Tally Hall has does not exist.
Instructions on how to handle this situation.

Them: "Hey do you like Banana Man by Tally Hall?"
You: "That's not real. Stop asking questions."
Tally Hall by Joe Hawley November 15, 2020

tally hall 

A band based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was formed in December of 2002. Tally Hall is under the Quack! recording label. The band members all wear different coloured ties.
Band Members;
Ross Federman (Grey Tie, Percussion)
Joe Hawley (Red Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Rob Cantor (Yellow Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Andrew Horowitz (Green Tie, Keyboards/Vocals)
Zubin Sedghi (Blue Tie, Bass/Vocals)

Tally Hall also makes short movies. Both music videos and skits. Their best known video is probably Banana Man which can be found on both You Tube and Albino Blacksheep. They're CD Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum was released in November 2005. The tracks include Banana Man,Greener,Just Wuv,Good Day and more.
We're stereosonic
We're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction
A mechanical attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
ROCK
-From Welcome to Tally Hall
tally hall by x_____retard August 21, 2006

Tally Hell Syndrome 

An illness developed by listening to too much Tally Hall and you begin to see the band in everyday life.
Example of developing Tally Hell syndrome: seeing red, yellow, blue, green and grey binder separators in one space. Reminding you of the band.

Example of mild Tally Hell syndrome: seeing black and white triangles that remind you of the album "good and evil"

Example of medium Tally Hell syndrome: seeing a sign on a school that says "NO WALL BALL" but you read it as "NO WHITE BALL" white ball is a song in the album "hawaii part II"

Example of extreme Tally Hell syndrome: YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BANANA OR SEE BLACK OR WHITE WITHOUT THINKING OF IT YOU'VE GONE COMPLETELY MAD.
Tally Hell Syndrome by Deadlypants905 September 7, 2021

Tabby Tug 

When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.
My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.
Tabby Tug by Bubbleballs November 11, 2022

Tabby Scat 

The name given to a multi-colored turd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.
Because I refuse to crap on airplanes, I knew that by the time I landed in Sydney I was going to have a major Tabby Scat on my hands!
Tabby Scat by toobs75 September 1, 2009
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