take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off

my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap

by bluebear May 28, 2020

take a flying fuck

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

by Midnight Assassin November 27, 2015

take a flying leap at

Its stupid, no normal people say this, its laughable at best, not insulting at all. Nerds of the fifties and 60s said it. Watch twilight zone, u will hear it in damn near every episode. Only they say to leap at the moon.

But ive got to see you, helen! iblive u!

Randy, I've told u before. I'm not interested! How bout u take a flying leap at the moon!

by serling_hitchcock February 04, 2015

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

by Mary November 24, 2003

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 05, 2007

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 24, 2009

take the fly

(Familiar) To take the fly : To be angry / annoyed abruptly for a subject of little importance, for a futile reason.

Come on Pierre-Emmanuel ! Don't take the fly like that, it was just a joke.

by LegolasDu92 August 17, 2018