Taily is a legendary tale about the tailys tailies bongis and bonjis it first there was the taily with their enemy with the bongi, HOWEVER there were these UGLY ALIENS called the tailie and bonji which wanted to conquer the taily land and the bongi land and it was the best war of all time but in the end result the taily nation and the bongi nation won and knew that they would be better as one nation.

I made this all up without any source just my old friends.
Dad: here son let me tell you the book about the taily
Son: NO DAD NOT THAT STORY AGAIN I'VE HEARD IT LIKE 19 TIMES!
Dad: ok good night.
by The Golden Flare March 29, 2019
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The most beautiful girl in the world. She is always with you and have the most beautiful smile ever. She always loves to read and loves to be joyful and fun. She has a since of humor that is witty and smart and she just makes anyone day that she meets. Everyone needs to be with her, she just makes you feel good and try harder at life! She loves to run and she cares so much about your wellbeing. She’s also that type of girl that you can stare into her eyes and laugh with over silly stuff. She loves boba and gets extremely excited over a new book or art supplies.
I’m so sad today I need taili

I’m so happy I saw taili today, everyone needs taili time
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Abbreviation for Tailormade cigarettes (factory made rather than roll your own). Also used as a nickname for smokers who cannot role their own cigarettes.
1: Nathe can't roll so he smokes tailies.
2: Lol from now on lets call him tailie.
by Yourbestfriendsunclesdog October 28, 2009
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A adult male with a childs size penis
I thought he had something bigger but all he had was a taily
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an small uncircumcised penis resembling that of a turkeys
I heard that fucker has a taily wacker
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