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Taily is a legendary tale about the tailys tailies bongis and bonjis it first there was the taily with their enemy with the bongi, HOWEVER there were these UGLY ALIENS called the tailie and bonji which wanted to conquer the taily land and the bongi land and it was the best war of all time but in the end result the taily nation and the bongi nation won and knew that they would be better as one nation.

I made this all up without any source just my old friends.
Dad: here son let me tell you the book about the taily
Son: NO DAD NOT THAT STORY AGAIN I'VE HEARD IT LIKE 19 TIMES!
Dad: ok good night.
Taily by The Golden Flare March 28, 2019
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A adult male with a childs size penis
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