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Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.

Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
"Damn, Tauon just stole my girl" -Everyone
Tauon by Dubio December 14, 2018
Related Words
tafon • Talons • tabon • talon tsi • Tamon • tagon • Tajon • talon tsi awd • tabon mok • Tacon

eye-talon 

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.
The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.
eye-talon by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008
Tabon or fachlo9 is referring to the vagina .
It's the Moroccan way of saying pussy (vagina)
Your tabon is really nasty

Go clean that tabon i can't fuck something as dirty as that thing a zbi
tabon by Ras l9lwa May 27, 2019

taron egerton 

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.
Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.
taron egerton by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017

Taron Egerton 

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.
Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.
Taron Egerton by La_Lala July 13, 2019

Sneaky Talon 

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.
Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch
Sneaky Talon by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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