Tacon

Tacon is a fake. It's a pretend bacon. It's like bacon, but without any of the flavour or wonderful artery clogging fat. It's like none alcohol beer. Sure it might be better for you, but whats the point. Do not be fooled by it. Louise might like it, but louise is wrong. Listen to martin. Pork fat rules

I can't eat this tacon, it tastes like crap

by Mc Piggy pig November 15, 2009

Tacón

noun. word used to describe ones regular once/month shag. this is someone you defiantly are interested in but they just wanna smash...occationally. this person is generally devilishly attractive with below a average social skills and/or IQ. often have low libido

can also be used as a verb.

I had an encounter with a tacón last night.

by yokes666 November 22, 2011

glossy taco

you came here from simply nailogical, you're a good person.

damn what glossy taco are you using? that holo tho.

by savcabbage July 22, 2017

Glossy taco

A glossy top coat

Check that shit out on simply nailogical become a holosexual
How do you not know what a glossy taco is

by A holosexual July 17, 2017

Glossy Taco

Cristine from the YouTube channel "Simply Nailogical" uses this term when she's about to apply a "Glossy topcoat" onto her nail. When her channel first started, she used to say "Glossy topcoat" but as time progressed, it slowly molded "glossy taco" taco resembling top coat.

I suppose you don't have to put on a glossy taco you could leave it a little textured, but you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco. Do me a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary that's NOT the definition I mean someone please update that!

by CowSovereign July 30, 2017

glossy taco

A clear top coat for a nail usually over holo

Put a glossy taco on that shit

by Holosexual666 July 17, 2017

glossy taco

What simplynailogical calls a glossy top coat for on top of nail polish.

I'm going to put some glossy taco on my nail.

by Lk321 July 17, 2017