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"Time Of Month" ~A descreet way to speak of one's period.
Kari: TOM came today... TOM's such a bitch!
Emily: We had to fuck in the shower cuz TOM was here! Lets go make out now!
Kari: Okay, teehee!
T.O.M. by EmilyJayne February 21, 2005
Stands for Totally Obedient Moron. A tool that is heavily dependent on direct instruction and information input/ A person whose ability to think independantly for the interest of their own survival is in other words, handicapped.
Do not overuse the calculator in an exam, it is a T.O.M.
T.O.M. by Luigin December 22, 2020
A general name for any man who uses his money to get sex and attention from women. Usually through gifts, cash, expensive dates, favors, rides, etc.
Like a John, except not with prostitutes.
More like a Mitch.

Trick
Off
Master
"Yea, T.O.M. over here, gave that stripper his whole paycheck last night! What a dumbass!"

"That girl doesn;t even like you, she's just playin you like T.O.M.!"

" What do you mean you want me to buy you some new clothes? I aint no T.O.M.!"
T.O.M. by JGSR July 28, 2006
Word for gentlemen to explain ladies moods without saying its "Time Of the Month"s fault
Gent 1; "oh she's In a real mood today"

Gent 2; "it's probably T.O.M.s fault"
T.O.M. by A-nun-ymous May 27, 2015
When she’s upset she might say “its all t.o.m.’s fault”
time of the month/period
WHOA!! yesterday i had my T.O.M.
T.O.M by eddiedenson June 25, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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