T.O.M.

girls use this when they're talking bout Time Of the Month which is shortened to TOM!

Girl 1: ah T.O.M. has just payed me a visit
Girl 2: T.O.M. is hurtin me da bastatrd!!!

T.O.M. by Laura Booth December 9, 2008

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T.O.M.

"Time Of Month" ~A descreet way to speak of one's period.

Kari: TOM came today... TOM's such a bitch!
Emily: We had to fuck in the shower cuz TOM was here! Lets go make out now!
Kari: Okay, teehee!

T.O.M. by EmilyJayne February 21, 2005

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T.O.M.

Stands for Totally Obedient Moron. A tool that is heavily dependent on direct instruction and information input/ A person whose ability to think independantly for the interest of their own survival is in other words, handicapped.

Do not overuse the calculator in an exam, it is a T.O.M.

T.O.M. by Luigin December 22, 2020

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T.O.M.

A general name for any man who uses his money to get sex and attention from women. Usually through gifts, cash, expensive dates, favors, rides, etc.
Like a John, except not with prostitutes.
More like a Mitch.

Trick
Off
Master

"Yea, T.O.M. over here, gave that stripper his whole paycheck last night! What a dumbass!"

"That girl doesn;t even like you, she's just playin you like T.O.M.!"

" What do you mean you want me to buy you some new clothes? I aint no T.O.M.!"

T.O.M. by JGSR July 28, 2006