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T.O.I.M

T.O.I.M.
The One I Miss
pronounced (toe-eem)
Friend: I put his name as T.O.I.M because I miss him
Me: it's okay to miss him, just don't go back
Friend: it's hard not to...
by tj003 August 23, 2020
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S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.
I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.
by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014
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M.I.O.T.T.

Stands for moronic, immature, obsessive, teenage twats. Girls/Guys who are under the illusion they have a chance with a celebrity. A teeny bopper. An ugly, dorky kid who gets angry at any joke thrown at his/her favorite celebrity.
Girls who get upset over people calling Elijah Wood gay are stupid miotts.
by Herenya August 24, 2004
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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m.i.m.o.t

I'm so stressed and m.i.m.o.t
by NG92 March 14, 2015
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T.I.O.M.

touch it once <for> me!
Susie -"You know I hate it when guys are all nicey nice and they tell me to 'give myself a hug!'" ...Bob -"O.K., Well then T.I.O.M. baby, later!"
by calcactus January 27, 2008
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