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don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

t-tarded 

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
t-tarded by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.
Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!
T-Tard by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018
Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.
T-tard by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't 

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.
"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"
Low kick is ttar's weakness.
ttar by it wath ich October 21, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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