t-tar

Teabagging with the goal of applying ones taint to the bridge of ones nose

yo, I t-tarred your mom.

by Black Romules November 7, 2017

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.

Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

T-tard

Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.

Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

ttar

Tyranitar, used in competitive pokemon

Low kick is ttar's weakness.

by it wath ich October 21, 2020