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Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.

e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
Nick is such a t-tard that I'm thinking of buying him a blackberry.
T-tard by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
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T-tard • t-tarded • don't tardus • tardis • Bastard • retard • t.s • T.T • T-Series • T

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.
Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

t-tarded 

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
t-tarded by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
A person who can't resist making asinine comments.
"fair enough my dougie. I'm just livin' my life"
Troy Jones

"Dude, you are a Ttard. Can't you think of anything meaninful to say? What a Ttard!!!"
Ttard by HWC anonymous September 10, 2010
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