T-Tard
T-Tard by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018
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T-tard
Anyone who is very bad at texting. Thought to originate from 'T9-tard' - people who fail to fix their T9ed texts.
e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
e.g.
dont fuck with me - correct T9
foot dual with of. - usual T9 typo.
T-tard by Envious 314 March 16, 2009
don't tardus
don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020
t-tarded
adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
t-tarded by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.